'effing' it were, slipped outta me hands an banged me in the kisser it did.. |
That be no good at all, ta....and I bet ther missus weren't too impressed, either.... having to wait until it healed for a g'night kiss.
And tut tut on the eff word! It's the bane of modern society.....
If you use it in front of a cop who uses it himself, he arrests you for obscene language.
If you use it in front of a politician he/she legislates to increase the fine and has your vote for the opposition invalidated.
If you use it in a store/hotel/restaraunt, they throw you out before you can make full use of your purchase/stay. ect.
And even worse, the TV censors use that horrible bleep sound that hurts yer ears to drown it out.
Quite frankly, I think the eff word should be deleted entirely from the English language...purely to put these self righteous authoritarian effwits in their place.
Personally, I find it one of the most useful, descriptive words ever. It can be used to express shock; surprise; disgust; anxiety; pain; depression and woe is me; joy & flippancy; remorse...and, how the eff would I know. Sadly, the powers that be see it as being purely offensive/related to events which occurred during Clinton's Oval Office days...which clearly suggests to me it is they who have the dirty, one-track minds: thus punishing us for our innocent use of the eff word because of personal shame over having deviant, perverted thoughts
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