It's more of a tea room.

Sleep is relative.   In college it's overrated:  every minute in the day or night is a minute you could have spent sleeping.  There is no day or hour when you are any more or less likely to be asleep.  Then as a dad, sleep becomes hugely important.  As in, you are soooooo close to getting to sleep, soooooo close....then...DENIED!

I had a teammate in college once who was a new dad.  The result was not pretty.

Actually, there are a few people on here who sort of did.  Seriously.  Like myself, I was technically still a HS sophomore for about a week after I started college.  I drove back from college to take my finals.   In fact, I highly recommend it:  if you are talented at all, drop out of HS early and take college for dual credit.  Our public school system sucks.   The only way I see HS being better than college in any way is if you're also a student-athlete, and you don't want to let go of the athlete part.

I guess you haven't paid close attention to the republican "contenders".  It's a circus.