Seeing this....
How Long Have You Been Here?[/quote]
and this....
[quote who="RedneckDude" reply="103" id="3012546"]Dang Elvee, you've been here a while...
... reminds me of the young lass who came to work at the broom factory.
After about a week she went to the foreman and asked if she could have a pay rise. He asked how long had she been there.
"Only a week," she replied: "but I am a good worker and I really need the money to help support my younger brothers and sisters since my dad left."
"Oh," responded the foreman: "you're not likely to get a rise after such a short time... and certainly not until you've grown some hair down there."
"What do you mean," she asked: "hair down there?"
"Well," he responded: "when you've been here a while you grow hair down there... in your underwear."
"Oh" she replied and sadly slipped away back to her position on the assembly line.
Anyhow, about a year later she went to the foreman and asked if she could have a raise. Again he asked how long she'd been there and whether she had any hair "down there"
"Oh yes," she replied: "I have lots of hair down there now."
"Like this m' dear?" he asked as he dropped his trouser to show her his patch of hair.
"Yes, just like that, Mr Foreman, just like that. But Mr Foreman, you must have been working here for like... um, forever."
"Why do you say that m' dear?" he asked.
"Because yours has grown a handle as well." 
Yeah, I know... but it has been so quiet around here of late... and I got bored.
