Suicide. Never fails.
Wow. The 'It gets Better Campaign' must have really made your sphincter tighten. Don't worry. I knew you weren't trying to be funny. I heard you loud and clear. Sooner or later, someone like you always comes along, which I was kinda of hoping for. 'Suicide by Asshole' is what I kinda had in mind, anyway.
Since we're being blunt, I have to bluntly say that you strike me as the kind of fucktard that would push someone into the chopper blades instead of trying to talk them out of it. Maybe if we're lucky, a body part will fly out and impale your ass.
