At least there are Wendersnaven.

But there ARE invisible pink unicorns ... you just haven't noticed them yet

I demand tactical sex sequences.

And of course, if the faction has Egalitarian, make it so the father can use Diaper Strike as well (although maybe at an increased penalty of it...ahem...backfiring while changing the diaper).

Choose your attack:

-Caress

-Kiss

-Sweet Talk   15 Action Points

You attempt to woo your bride with poetic and loving words.  

"What have you done for me lately?!?"   she demands angrily.  You attempt to divert her rage by complimenting her eyes in the moonlight or...something or another.  (Charisma check=FAIL)  

Your pathetic stammering has failed to impress your temperamental lover.  She demands that you sleep on the couch this evening.  As you sulk down to the palace's entry hall you wonder how you can simultaneously command legions of men and the forces of reality, yet be so awful with women.  It appears that you will have to do some "channeling" on your own this evening.

*Casts "Summon Mistress"*

Yeh i was out exploring with my wife the queen,(who i had only met 3 seconds before )and man she was pumping them kids out we had like 4 kids in 10 turns we must of been at it in between every fighting round.Take that you fiend...yeh baby take that too,aha you beast have at thee,what of course i love you my sweet,casually flings a fireball at monster boss while doing the wild thing with Queenie .

Yeah, Elemental: Hot Mead.  If they could could make it funnier than the Dragon Age scenes I would download.

I think that would be a good idea, if not now then when dynasties become more important powerful (which I believe has been implied for a future update/expansion).

I do not want to have to stay home with my spouse in order to have kids. I think that is stupid and hurts game-play. Being able to have children with any woman/man would be a valid input though. I like the idea of having a bachelor/bachelorette sovereign and being able to pop out many kids to serve as heroes.

Also as a further retort, the powers of magic make it so that one would not need physical contact to have a child.

to wit: Your male sovereign is out adventuring in the fields. Lonely, he longs to see his lady friend. He casts Mystical Vision and then sees that she is well. Being a horny dog, he proceeds to cast  Mystical Shlong Of The Infinite; and he and his lady friend get busy from two hundred miles away. Erotic bliss ensues.

I think it does in its current form, but if dynasties became a full fledged and powerful gameplay element in the future than I think it would be prudent to impose some restrictions (that also happen to make it more realistic/immersive).  And it would be cool to be able to impregnate non-spouses but again, if the dynasty thing was fleshed out, there could be caveats.  For example, your bastard children have less of a definitive claim to the "royal bloodline" or whatever, and you would have to do a quest or wait for an additional period of time to use of them, with the benefit of having more of them.  They could even go Mordred and work against you, joining another faction (do they already do that?) or even starting a minor faction, sort of like in Alpha Centauri (or at least the Planetfall Civ 4 mod) when minor factions would be formed mid game.   

Magical Insemination. Cast Spell *Teleport Sperm*

*Splash*

Oops...wrong target

RofL...sometimes I walk around whistling the tune from that commercial. It's funny because you know anyone that stares at you must be using the stuff or thinking you're walking around with wood...LoL