and starkers we do not have enough f18's to make a dent in the toad population,
Probably not... but still, it'd be fun to borrow one to conduct toad experiments. 
but another idea might be to load them into artillery shells and ship the shells to afganistan, the idea is that the explosive that propells the shells generates 10's/100's of G's when the shell is fired which would squash the buggers.
I hear they don't like salt, that any prolonged exposure to it will kill them, so what we could do is fill an oil tanker with cane toads, take it out in the middle of the Pacific somewhere and scuttle the bastards... let the salt water do the rest. It's a pity we don't have any active volcanoes here in Oz... otherwise we could gather up thousands... er millions of them, put them into cardboard boxes and get fleets of RAAF Hercules to drop 'em into active volcanoes. Like they do with food drops and the like... except without the parachutes.
and enjoy your move to the out fringes of the big smoke
Actually, I'm not in the big smoke now.... about 45km West of Brissie at Goodna. Nah, it'll just mean we're farther from the big smoke. 
Thats because you auzies are posting from the future screwing up the servers time continuum. Please wait until yesterday to post.
I could never stand being told... er, being asked what to do by bloody foreigners... so I'm gonna post this tomorra. 
