@Arcticthunder: Oh just admit that your English sucks already 
@Altaux: Let me fix that for you:
What do you means something's screwy I came back because I missed this place and everybody wants to edit me.
You missed the word "mean" and punctuation at the end of the sentence 
@Storm: Are you speaking like that on purpose? Or are you affected by Eddie?
@Syneptus: There is only 1 Zombie here: Eddie.
Also:
wutta you meens somethings screwy i came back cus i missed the place and every body wants to edit me
Edit you? Sounds kinda kinky, he he 
That is all.
"Mr Anderson, welcome back....we missed you...."