LMAO
My ass we don't bite, especially coming from you!
Xer0 \^/
Your ass? Well no, I am not gay, so I wouldnt like your ass 
not trieing to, and your quick, but i need to know why one of Life-Weavers people are at my gate..it's the only reason i've come
Wait, wait wait a minute. What does Life weaver have to do with you? And who are his "people" you're saying?
and Morph, i wasn't kidding
BRING IT BITCH! 
Emos or Zombies - choose your side NAO!!!
(the decision shouldn't be hard to be made... keep in mind those Emo's will be cannibalized by Zombies quite naturally anyway...)
ROFLMAO 
Morph i really don't think you wanna know who i am....or anything about me for that matter, it's not meant for ears like yours, and lips that can't stay shut for more then a few seconds
Oooooh poor thing.....I think you may be 1 of the sad losers I raped back in my Demigod days.....well sorry about that, but hey, I got a solution for you 
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Do you guys use blood for your rituals that summon Zombies or you just go ahead and kill 1 of your own as a sacrifice to the "Goddess" ?
Also, next time you have a weed party, can I join in too? Its been a loooooong time since I last smoked, and I wanna have some fun.
1 last thing: Do you guys worship cows too? Or just demons and stuff? Cause that would be really cool 
"Mr Anderson, welcome back....we missed you...."