The rules of the game are easy: Some one makes a wish and then some one makes a silly, funny corrupted version then make their own wish.
I wish that I had a $one hundred zillion$ to create an FTL drive and go down in history as the most famous person ever. Now let the corrupting begin! Edit: What do you think of the subtital now? Seems better this way I think.
Granted, you have them all right now. And you didn't study.
I wish my summer was longer
Your summer is longer and the temperature rises until it kills you, also your brain deteriorates from inactivity.
I wish for much larger, more manageable money than my last post
Granted, you get $2.
I wish for a massive army large enough to conquer the world!
Granted. Your army, however, is swallowed by a small dog due to a massive miscalculation of scale.
I wish that I didn't have to go around finding all the mods I lost when my laptop went down...
Granted. Instead you go around trying to figure out which hooker you got AIDS from.
I wish for nothing.
Xer0 \^/
Granted, you receive nothing throughout the rest of your life. You are not paid, loved, fed, or cared for. The crushing wait of this bleak and starved existence renders you a shell and you become even more depressed (if that's even possible) and you eventually try to kill yourself. However, you do not recieve death and as such, are forced to live forever as a soul-less husk of a human being.
I wish for plenty.
Ah, Veers.
I missed you.
Anyway, granted. You get so plenty that you drown in it.
Moving on; I wish that your avatar didn't look like a pedophile who just walked into a daycare.
Granted. He becomes a rapist who just walked into your room.
I wish that I could actually see a pig that could fly. How awesome would that be?
karma now!
Altaux!
So you did get that picture of Veers' sister!
Nice!
However, I wish that it didn't blind me so.
Xer0 \^?
I wish that I could be more of an ideal man for her...
Richter {^}
Who, Veers' sister?
jk
i wish you had made a wish
SO SAYS THE KING!!!
Granted. He wishes that you removed the crown from the killer of the king.
??
SUZAKU KILLED NO KING... HE KILLED AN EMPORER, IF THATS WHAT YOU ARE IMPLYING.
SO SAYS THE KING
I wish that you could escape from your hypocrisy, but you can't now, having wished for someone to make a wish then not making one yourself.
I wish that my Psychology homework was done.
It is done.
Sorry, couldn't resist a stupid attempt.
I wish. . . .for a fish. . . .neatly served. . . .on a dish. . . .with quishe.
The fish is a Shark, which is still alive. And you're deep underwater, with no diving equipment.
The shark is quite tasty though.
Must be an Angel Shark then...
I wish that I knew about some new good anime until Code Geass GAIDEN comes out.
Granted. Unfortunately, it is developed by Sunrise instead of Code Geass GAIDEN, which is scrapped.
I wish that EA would stop destroying video game series.
Granted: new versions of Windows, video cards, etc blah blah blah, will do it instead.
I wish new versions of Windows, video cards, etc blah blah blah, would stop destroying video games.
They stop. There are far too many good games, and you invariably miss out on most of them.
I wish I could think of a good wish.
Have you tried Axis Powers: Hetalia? Might not be what you're looking for, but it gives me plenty of laughs.
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