1955 compared to 2009... We are lucky we get a home cooked meal waiting for us when we get home from work.
Guide to being a House Wife 2009;
- You arnt a house wife, its 2009
- Ask him to go out for dinner, or pick something up on his way home from work.... everyday...
- When he gets home, tell him your tired, youve been running around all day, and refuse sex.
- Bitch and moan about...everything
lol
- Mord
You've met the wrong type of women. 
I cook pretty damn well, I can make anything out of anything. I don't even use recipes, I just look at stuff and go.. hmm.. this smell good... and this smell good.. and this looks... well.. still edible.. *throws it all together, put in a fuckload of seasoning, keep my fingers cross it won't kill anyone* WAH LA!
And wtf do you mean when HE gets home? We both get home at the same time and well.. sex isn't an issue. lol
Plus, we clean together or he cleans when I'm not home or vice versa. And we bitch and moan about everything to each other and tell each other to stfu and quit bitching. lmao
It's 2009, it's no longer up to the woman to cook and clean, but up to the couple to take care of their own fucking mess. Well, I'd like to cook with my bf but (sorry babe... but it's true.. I still LOOOOVE you tho) he's useless in the kitchen. lol
hey, old guys are hot. Droopy balls and decaying flesh is in man.
You need my number...
lol *takes out pen and paper* ....
well? lol