Alzheimer's is contagious? 

What is?

Was it the Magic Bus?

Isn't the magic bus the one where the kids smoked weed up the back and witnessed multiple psychedelic happenings each day on the way to school?

And is co-ed bed sharing allowed?

Wouldn't the shennanigans.... um, actually be the sleeping together part?

Just curious cos I heard: "Okay, so what shennanigans are going on up here?"... as my g/f's dad came home early from the pub and I hurriedly skidaddled out her bedroom window, would you believe?

 Question: What's the difference between a shennanigan and a horizontal bee bop?

Answer: ??????????

Like do you think I'd be a grandad if I got caught???   Or a dad, for that matter?

Is a horizontal bee bop anything like a satin sheet samba?  And does it require dancing shoes?

If it's that sad, does it come with its own tears or do we have to provide them?

And if I have to cry, who's gonna bring the onions?

Don't you mean too?

Now you're plying with me, aren't you?

If i said the one ending in "ing" would you know what i meant?

Is inging a verb or adjective?  hmm