Did you remember to pack up your rubber duckie? Wouldn't want to lose a precious heirloom, right?

haha   For sure Uvah. He's my floatable device, dont'cha know?

Don't you have a couple of other floatable devices that'd help keep your head above water?

Does your Peeking Duck have a camera? 

Don't let the whirlygig near the tub. Starkers has it pre-programmed to emulate his potent exclamations. If it gets in the water brown bubbles will ensue and dontcha know those stains are a pain in the butt to remove?

Kinda greenish/brown aromatic bubbles?

He'd better have a good memory, cuz nothing like that has entered my tub.  Not that there's anything wrong with that.

Could Peaking Duck be moonlighting?

A Peaking Duck or travel agent or discount package? Or are You moonlighting the three? 

Are you deliberately avoiding the natural floaties question on purpose just to tease me?

So rubberducky-bathtime-images dot com wasn't set up by your duck, then?

So rubberducky-bathtime-images dot com doesn't give it away?

So now you're saying that you're not the deviate like me and wouldn't use the whirlygig camera to take iffy piccies?

And now you're trying to tell me that you never kept iffy piccy books under the mattress as a kid, either?

Didja Google it?

Google is an oggler? Oh me oh my .... heavens to betsy even. Exit ...... stage left.

Could it be you just need a bigger bathtub?

Do you think enhancements float as well as.... or sink faster cos they're heavier than water?

Didn't Quick Draw McGraw get his name because he had a premature issue and shot before his weapon was out of its holster?

(actually, "exit....stage left" was Snagglepuss)

Why, didn't you notice he's carrying a larger package up front than usual?

So now you're saying that I'm likely to get my rudder stuck in the sand when I'm down at the beach?