Ci Senorina, me comprende muchos of le deal legitimata.

Did you know that I once had a problem with seafood, cos it always smells like the morning after the night before?

You were surprised that it made you sick or surprised because you ate it anyway even though it stank?

Hmmm, fish that was still moving, but how about a steak still on the hoof? 

 Yeah, the whole fish was on the plate, and the head was moving.... up,down.

 The octopus was a baby, and you needed finesse to slide those ones down cuz if you didn't, they would use their tentacles to suck on your face. 

And no, I never ate bad stinky steak. Although I'd love to see someone try to take a bite off the live hoof. On second thought,,, not.

Bottom line, if it stinks, I would suggest to not eat it. Capiche?

Isn't that mould?

Mould is yummy good for you...     Kidding. Not for me, whoa! Different strokes. 

Won't you need a whip or something to keep them from climbing up on your lap and whistling dixie?

And today that's different how? Biker stuff or ..... wait. Forget about the drinking. you got CC to replace that.

Only if your hair stands on end will it matter?

You wore a helmet?

Does the seafood know?

Does starkers know?

Do I want to know ... know?

To peanuts you mean?

Or carrots? And if so, farming wouldn't be a good career choice. Unless it's www farming... 

Did you hear about the 'weed' farmer who smoked more of his crop than he sold?

If I told you where it was, you'd be off like a Russian racing maggot to get there ASAP, wouldn't you?

Not that you'd smoke any when you got there, right?

Is there any chance you could get rich selling it to the Mexicans?

As for it being legal, does a baby get confused in a topless bar?