Did you know that my pogo stick has a Lexus engine and a Rolls Royce gearbox? 

.... the only thing is I gotta hang on for dear life in 5th gear.

Yeah, it's oozing out all over the place.   My only worry, with brittle bones n' all, is slipping over in a puddle of it. 

Why, haven't you ever had a girl slap you on the arse and say: "You're in love!!!"?

Why do you think Uvah's Lexus Laptop would put me in touch with a lawyer who'd charge me waaaaaay too much because he doubles as a banker in his spare time?

And wouldn't life be grander if we could slap a politician and tickle a dream date's fancy? 

And if you took a doctor or lawyer on a dream date, would you tickle his fancy under the table in the restaurant or would you wait until the back seat of his limo?

Why, aren't I supposed to fantasise with my eyes wide open?

So what you're saying, then, is that you like to tickle his fancy with your long eyelashes?

It's high energy electric.

Sparks flying in one's direction is exhilaration personified? 

Or is it Spring Fever?

Or even what pops up when sitting on one's lap?

Did you know the brain is your biggest sxxx organ?

OOoooh, well now you did bring out the curious girl in me.    And I don't know that, for sure.  

But then you don't know if I'm tighter than a bug in a rug, do you? 

Are you asking starkers?

No. You asked him first. Something squishy?

Squishy the squid swims by the seashore. But not in Jersey,right?

That's artificial baby! I'm talking the real deal. Comprendo?

 Calamari, MMmmm, sounds good.

Do you know anyone who doesn't love seafood?  {halibut }