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Reply #4176 March 19, 2011 4:00:03 PM
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Does a bear doo doo in the woods?

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Reply #4177 March 19, 2011 7:42:52 PM
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Do bees make honey?   

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Reply #4178 March 19, 2011 11:07:42 PM
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So if a bear doing doo doo in the woods discovers nearby bees making honey, does he interrupt his dump for a feed, or does he wait 'til all the paperwork's done before getting stung?

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Reply #4179 March 20, 2011 5:58:01 AM
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Can the bear in the woods eating honey while taking a dump tell the difference?

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Reply #4180 March 20, 2011 9:12:20 AM
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Will the bees care?  Or will the bees make him get another out house or dining area?

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Reply #4181 March 20, 2011 9:57:12 AM
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Will the bee have a big todo with the bear in the outhouse or out the inhouse?

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Reply #4182 March 20, 2011 12:52:47 PM
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If you go from your inhouse to your outhouse and find it isn't vacant because there's a big effing bear having a bowel movement, do you say sorry for disturbing him and wait quietly outside 'til he's done, or do you have a sudden bowel movement upon discovering the bear then run like hell?

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Reply #4183 March 20, 2011 3:06:05 PM
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If you do have one after seeing the bear in the outhouse will they call you greased lightning for what you left behind or will the bear not catch you because he's too busy slipping on what you left behind?

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Reply #4184 March 20, 2011 11:07:10 PM
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Being that dog owners now have to use a pooper scooper when their dogs defecate, isn't it only right that park rangers do the same when bears sh!t in the woods?

or will the bear not catch you because he's too busy slipping on what you left behind?

What d'yer mean, left behind?  If you open the door to the outhouse to find a bear in there, the result of your sudden fright is gonna  be in your underwear rather than left behind in a steaming pile as you run like the clappers in the opposite direction.

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Reply #4185 March 21, 2011 5:50:48 AM
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Playing silly buggers on the way?

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Reply #4186 March 21, 2011 6:10:43 AM
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Maybe, but what I wanna know is, if a bear is using the outhouse, has a park ranger trained it to do so because he doesn't wanna be bothered carrying a pooper scooper?

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Reply #4187 March 21, 2011 7:32:21 AM
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Just think. If this were Jurassic Park would he have a big enough pooper scooper or would a front-end loader be necessary? As opposed to a ... ahem ... back end ... loader?

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Reply #4188 March 21, 2011 7:43:59 AM
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Um, would anyone even take a job as pooper-scooper-upper in Jurassic Park, for fear they might be in the next load?

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Reply #4189 March 22, 2011 10:52:54 AM
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Is it spring yet?

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Reply #4190 March 22, 2011 11:36:57 AM
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If you had a spring in your step would you be a pogo stick?

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Reply #4191 March 22, 2011 3:24:16 PM
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Not one of my goals in life. Wouldn't one rather be a lawyer?

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Reply #4192 March 22, 2011 8:51:45 PM
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Don't they shoot lawyers when in Rome?

Is that why Rome fell?

All the lawyers skeedaddled?

Was it Brutus who snitched?

Did Caligula get his bum rubbed with hot rum?

Was he a dandy?

Whassa dandy?

 

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Reply #4193 March 22, 2011 8:53:06 PM
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Better question. Why does the page jump to page one every time I submit a response?

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Reply #4194 March 22, 2011 9:03:38 PM
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Could it be your pc isn't a dandy?

Maybe you need a lawyer?

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Reply #4195 March 22, 2011 10:14:25 PM
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Not one of my goals in life. Wouldn't one rather be a lawyer?

So, you'd rather be a lawyer defending unwholesome characters and other miscreants in a dingy courtroom than a trend setting pogo stick who's jet setting and gallivanting around the world?

Don't they shoot lawyers when in Rome?

Is that why Rome fell?

All the lawyers skeedaddled?

Was it Brutus who snitched?

Did Caligula get his bum rubbed with hot rum?

Was he a dandy?

Rome fell because Nero was too busy fiddling... and not with a violin as history would have you believe.  Nah, he was in the parlour fiddling with pre-pubescent boys and girls.

Better question. Why does the page jump to page one every time I submit a response?

Maybe it's because it knows you're a history buff and wants to take you back to where it all began?

Could it be your pc isn't a dandy?

Maybe you need a lawyer?

Would Uvah need a lawyer if his PC filed an assault charge?

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Reply #4196 March 22, 2011 10:28:35 PM
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a lawyer defending unwholesome characters
  Not if I defend the good guy?  

Nero is a zero.

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Reply #4197 March 22, 2011 10:40:46 PM
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So if you got the good guy off [legally speaking, that is], would you hop down to the nearest bar on your pogo sticks to celebrate?

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Reply #4198 March 22, 2011 11:13:49 PM
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You can go on your pogo stick while I take my Lexus, cuz it's freedom time for the  good guys?

Can you feel the luv?

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Reply #4199 March 23, 2011 12:28:41 AM
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What is this love, you speak of?

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Reply #4200 March 23, 2011 5:28:51 AM
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You can go on your pogo stick while I take my Lexus

You can take your Lexus whilst I, on the other foot, take my brand spankin' new nine month old lappy and make stuff that'll make your Lexus look like last years Edsel. Why? Well ... because I have a vivid imagination and can create all kinds of stuff that doesn't use fossil fuels or electricity or any of that archaic nonsense. Besides, while I'm exercising my fantasy wishes here, pogo sticks are non-polluting, exercise oriented, keeps you awake, don't cost much, never need inspections or oil changes. Never get flat tires or need roadside assistance. Can go anywhere almost any which way ... and

should I stop now?

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