This is an easy little game to kill some time.
I start with a question and you must answer with a question. As easy as that.
I'll start: Did you cheat in school?
Wasn't Peter Garret the original browneye?
If he was did he get through the usual channels that include brown noses?
Is he also known as the filthy sanchez?
Isn't Filthy Sanchez that tree hugging greenie who foregoes bathing to conserve water?
Was it the same water he used to brush his teeth?
Um, didn't he end up having to get dentures because he thought Andre the Giant's leg was a tree and promptly hugged it?
Andre the Giant was in 007 movies with a good set of front dentures. All the better to freak you out with.
Worked for me. You?
{unless it's another movie... but, he'd still freak me out}
Did you know that Andre The Giant thought he was going mad one day... because he accidentally sat on his wife and when he got up she was stuck in his butt crack... and when he couldn't find her, she'd say "but I'm right behind you dear" .... but when he turned around to look, do you think he could find her?
Did you know that George 'The Animal' Steele had a PHD in philosophy? That he couldn't get a job because he liked to eat stuffing?
What's wrong with stuffing? Who doesn't like turkey day?
Yes, but did you know that the stuffing George 'The Animal' Steele liked to eat was that of teddy beards and other stuffed toys?
He's gonna regret that stunt. If he doesn't already. Better than litebulbs? Juries out.
Apart from bending spoons, did you know that Yuri Geller could swallow a lightbulb whole and light it up when it appeared at the other end?
Apparently we use only 10% of our noggins. Shame, isn't it?
In Yuri Geller's cas it was more like ten percent of his anus. That had to hurt. Going down, around and around. Get that feeling of impending eruption and no loo in sight. Kinda sucks huh?
Yeah, but it does add new meaning to "seeing a light at the end of the tunnel" don't you think?
We're not in Kansas anymore, are we?
Did you know that Dorothy had an affair with the Tin Man and developed metal fatigue?
Did he lube her well?
Would you believe the producers suggested that he use Castrol GTX, and he decided Vaseline would suffice?
Also, are you aware that she had a fling with Scarecrow and a blight from his straw innards caused all her pubic hair to fall out?
Are you serious?
Why, aren't I allowed to be?
And what's more, did you knmow that Dorothy would have had a thing with Lion, but for the fact he suffered erectile dysfunction due to a wardrobe malfunction?
Wasn't that lion's pride over the rainbow?
And when the weather turned sour and he had to jump off the fast disappearing rainbow, did he know how to use a parachute?
Isn't the main lesson for SEALS?
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