Thing is, if politicians fell further from the tree, you'd think they'd turn out to be half decent assholes rather than the full rectum, wouldn't you?

Hmmmm, so if you crossed a politician with a banker would the final product resenble something like Uranu... oops, I mean an anus???

If you're a Milky Way kinda gal, would you make out with the Milky Bar Kid or would you tie his shoe laces together and run off with his chocolates?

Were you with Wrigley when he did the double your pleasure type thingy?

Then who got second billing?

Did you know that Howard the Duck rang an escort agency for a hooker and asked for her to be put on his bill?

Did you hear about the soccer player who was tripped by a duck during a game, and then proceeded to perpertrate a fowl act on it?

Are quacks and lame ducks two birds of a feather?

With Elmer Fudd or Bugs Bunny?  

Are we going Daffy or does being ducky fill the bill?

Are you speaking about the proceeds of that great carrot heist when Elmer Fuddy Duddy woke up to find his garden bare?

And was Boo Boo charged as an accomplice or an accessory after the fact?

(when my wife undresses for bed - I'm an accessory after the fact)