Is it tangy?

Will I suck in my cheeks and make like a fish?

Isn't it worth it?

my mind has been out for awhile, haven't you noticed?

And if it does will it be happy?

Or will it choose to forget every little thing and stay?

Ah, but do we have enough food and is it a fussy eater?

Do we want to see it smile with peanut butter all through its teeth and dribbling down its chin?

Should bankers be afforded lubricants when subjected to cavity searches, ot just given a jalapeno ointment to rub on afterward?

Why, aren't bankers entitled to be maligned, denigrated and subjected to undignified cavity invasions?

So, WhyTF is it not permissible to denigrate, humiliate and verbally castrate bankers in this respectable loony bin?

I mean, isn't it supposed to be therapeutuic to engage in a sport? 

Can I have the bit with fertile soil perfect for cabbage growing.

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On another note......

This isn't exclusive to the US!  Australia has gone the same way and is probably worse off because we have eff all GDP since the bulk of Oz manufacturing went offshore and our imports skyrocketed.  The trouble is, we have economic clowns on both sides of politics and in treasury who think they have all the answers to get it under control.... and sadly they're all wrong.

How would I recognise a butthole tree if I stumbled across one.... like would it have assholes instead of acorns, and would it be unwise to walk underneath, given what politicians are most noted for?

[that'd be shitting on people fronm a great height]