And, would you like one of those worms in you bottle of Tequila?
Would it cling to the bottom of the bottle so's I don't get a mouthful of slippery?
The toast comes last cause its faster to toast than it is to amble skreggs and crispy bacon?
That's partly right, but don't you think it would have more to do with the sheer brilliance of modern pop-up toasters?
