Jackass = stupid and no fun there to be found unless you like watching people making a jackass out of themselves which = stupid and no fun there unless you like watching people making a jackass out of themselves which = how'm I doin'?

No question

Absablutely it am cause if I wuz normal would I talk like dis?

You been in my closet again?

Out of the closet onto a house on the hill that withstands floods..... Yeah, that's the ticket. 

But, who in they're right or whatever's left brain would want a straight jacket. For everyday wear?  A fashion statement?  It would need a good lining

in my backyard.  

{the in-laws!}

The in-laws? 

No lining, one size and color fitz all. 

Yay, my Xmas shopping is done.     Does it get any better than this?

Better than that?    Impossible

Sounds like a nite out on the world for you?

If one does a typo in invisible ink, does anyone else notice... and would they be surprised when they're corrected.

A nite out on the world, eh?  Does that mean traversing 24 time zones.... or is it just an excuse for a humungous pub crawl?

So when I hit the sack... hard, could I be done for assault... or could I plead innocence on grounds that I suffered temporary insanity due to a lack of sleep?

Your not crazy, just a little dangerous by the sounds of it.  hehe

Maybe your needing that trampOrlene? 

Tramporlene likes teflon, and can't get enough spinach. And that's it. Well, she hates wearing shoes but, it's only a problem in restaurants. And that's it. Except, she has a few cats.  Her personality though.  Well, there we go there. Indeed.

OK, TP is on her own.  A catchy name doesn't make a star. 

And your busy enough chasing Shaunna around, aren't you Cap'n?