The rules:
I'll start a sentence with a word (one word only) and the next poster will finish the sentence. Then, on a new line, that poster will start a new sentence with one word (one word only please). The finished sentence can be as long as it needs to be in order to complete the sentence, however, make sure it's only one sentence. Here we go.
Chivalry...
Quiet befell the village at sunset and everyone locked themselves indoors because it was then that the vampires came out to suck the blood (and other bodily fluids) of the
peasants.
Peasants are the human equivalent of Pheasants and if you'll take note the 'H' stands for human.
Duh...
Duh, I once watched a pheasant plucker studying laboriously as he diligently laboured to quickly pluck a pheasant, and in his haste, you should have heard the mess he got himself into as he tried in vain to explain to onlookers what he was
doing.
Doing what had to be done is pretty vital for laborers.
Worker
Worker caught diddling the till was shamed by his boss with a photograph of his implant in the cash drawer in the local
newspaper.
Newspapers sometimes contain the most outrageous, nonsensical, inordinate, boisterous, ambiguous, unambiguous, mundane, nostalgic, insane, inane
stuff.
Stuff newspapers.... into your shoes when they get wet, it helps to keep their shape and prevents leather
shrinkage.
Shrinkage happens when things that went missing before show up after you've already replaced them and re-insinuate themselves into the mix without you knowing it.
Dazed
Dazed and confused is how I feel first thing in the morning prior to my first caffiene
fix.
Fix is in...sandpail in the ninth.
Bet
Bet you can't do it twice.
okay,
Okay, now here's the deal and don't forget to hide the cabbage first.
First
First thing in the morning I experience about two dozen enormous starkerbarks, all one after the other while I am stretching prior to getting out of
bed.
(How many windows did you replace or are they open when you rise and bark?)
Bed is a good place to be when you want to fool around
some.
Some people go to bed to fool around some, but I go to bed to sleep and sometimes play dutch
ovens.
Ovens are usually used for cooking food not Dutch stuff.
Again
Again and again, you question my knowledge of dutch ovens, and I doubt very much that you would understand the pleasure derived from watching the sheets lifting so
effortlessly.
Dude, I'm from Brooklyn. We don't do Dutch Ovens. We go straight for the.............good stuff.
Effortlessly we do whatever it takes to put the whammy on the local yokels who think they know it all but know less than the average
noodnick!
Noodnick is another word for know-it-less from what I can tell, and in my time I've met many a noodnick who thought they were a know-it-all, but at the end of the day they ended up knowing
squat.
Squat is a word known to Ozzians. Up north we tell 'em ya don't know diddly 'bout nuthin.
Fuhgetaboutit.
Fuhgetaboutit and you'll miss out on possibly one of the most stupendous moments in
life.
Life is like a box of chocolates, you never know what you're gonna get.
forest
Forest fires often singe the butt fur of laxidazical bears who are slow getting away from the
flames
SPELLCHECK......SPELLCHECK......
lackadaisical with a 'ck'
ENDSPELLCHECK
flames kept getting bigger and bigger and
bigger.
Bigger flames need to be extinguished by much larger
hoses.
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