Truck full of manure crashes into a politician's house and spills its contents all over the 

occupant

Because the bullshit flows where ever politicians

congregate.

Beans ain't called the musical fruit for nuthin' although when it comes to curried

cabbage.

Hey starkers. Thought I'd let ya get away with that one, didn't ya. HA!

True story.

I went to CHI to learn computers back when win98 SE was all the rage. One afternoon while waiting for class to start I went to the local K of C and got me one of those crispy chicken sandwiches. A little spicy but no big deal until class started and the rumbles began with the churning gurgles. Silent but deadly was mild in comparison. I emptied the classroom.

Smelliest start there has never been to this

day.

Story? lets here some more. Anybody got a smelly one they'd like to

share?

Share the stories! Not the sound effects. Save them for sound packager and Halloween. I know...I know but it just slipped out. He he

Out and out and out till the mushroom cloud filled the air and there went the

neighborhood.

Lonrliness is a figment of a lackadaisical mnomic? (Spellcheck)called

boring!

Ludicrous is sitting down with a plate of your favorite din din then being told you can't have it because it was canceled due to lack of

interest. Lol

Happen to be on the road when it

did.

Evidence that some don't know how this game is played.

Bothersome

Time was when the glitch king reigned and then got his glitch

glitched.

Nine glitches doesn't make the algae go

away.