Correlation between politicians and bankers is quite obvious, both are liars and after your

money.

Investment in the future is one way to enable greater

happiness.

Momma told me never to talk to strangers... and what do I do, I get on the internet and yabber on with them every

day.

Apparent misgivings by elected officials are often swept under the carpet rather than being

prosecuted.

Miscarriage is that it is 2.45am here and I should have been in bed hours ago.... so in passing sentence, I commit myself to bed for at least 9 hours, with no chance of an early

parole.

Vengeance is like ice cream. It is best served

cold.

I think that's a quote but don't quote me as I don't know (W)here it came

from.

Shades of Zubaz......I mis-spelt a word

Bandit was caught red-handed ransacking a well known starlet's bedroom looking for underwear to satisfy a cross-dressing

fetish.

Fabulous fetishes are often acted out behind closed doors, but Fetish Frankie publicly displayed his fetishes where no fetishist had displayed them

before.

Boss of the Living With Fetishes Club sent out invitations to anyone who had any weird and wonderful fetishes to come and perform on stage for the pleasure of its

members.

Talent is when you can fart "Moon River" into a microphone and not once have to clear your

'throat'

Gargle razor blades and you're just asking for

trouble.

DW40, isn't that a condiment used by robots to add flavour to Castrol

sandwiches?