Assimilated creatures at the monster ball were being courted by the vampirical aristocracy to see if any of them had a decent neck to suck on, and so it was, that one of the blood suckers declined a wolverine offer of a quick bite and settled for a neck of mutton

instead.

Aw I dunno, it's good to have something to look forward to.

Freebird is a road song to tool down the highway red lights flashing, sirens wailing at a snail's pace because its...

Rush hour.

Barbituates are not something I'd try for recreational

use

Alley up starker's way be too slippery due to overindulgence in noxious, toxic and downright eye watering

Flatulence.

ends of beginnings and beginnings of ends: All in the Soothsayer's

craft.

Sun can be harmful of used too

much.

Dastardly folk too often forget about karma, and thus they get the shit shocked right out of them when one of their dastardly deeds comes right back at 'em in

triplicate.

Aunt it wasn't one sentence, Current rules: Start with previous last word, and finish with new next word.

antidisestablishmentarianism is a worrd thats completely

useless.

Crimson faced politicians are all over Australia right now, again thinking up lies to try and win an

election.

Poseidon went down in history as a movie remake that didn't do justice to the original

concept

Harmful is discovering the world is in the shitcan and you're just along for the

ride.

Rice pudding can be rather

tasty.

Chef Jeff and his girlfriend Steph, disagreed with the deaf ref.

Escargot