Back from the Bermuda Triangle, that's where Mulder and Scully have just emerged after encountering several ghostly Atlanteans and an alien from  Alpha Centauri with a penchant for pink jelly beans dipped in rum and raisin flavoured

icecream.

Aren't we just a little hopeful that Google isn't watching... when we all know that they want to know the ins and outs of a cat's arse and how you managed to get fully dressed before the Google Maps car could get a few snaps and post them online illicitly using your own wi-fi

connection.

Hey lou... been lurking until there was something juicy to pounce on, have you? 

'Tis great to see you back, also.

Hat with the cat was used to intercept radio transmissions from Mars to SETI, who now realise there is alien life here on Earth, in the form of Brad Pitt, who only maaried Angelina Jolie for the Jon Voight DNA in her to export to Jupiter's high

Queen.

List me somebody else, please... that woman's squawky voice drives me so insane and I totally can't stand

her  (not even for a millisecond)

Heck, if my wife had a voice like Lucille Ball, I'd get one of those remotes with an extra mute button, to be sure, to be

sure.

Languished and depleted, the losing team picked up their balls and vowed to win the match next

week

Skills can be found in abundance within the rugby league team I support, but still they find ways to lose... though mostly I blame the referees and their obvious lack of visits to the

optometrists.

Cheaper is as cheaper does as my momma' always used to say.

Mystery

Prematurely arriving gentlemen were turned away at the gentleman's club because nothing was readied inside and they'd come far too

soon.

Mars bars are a delicious candy

bar.

Today, is a good day for

icecream

Today is fondly remembered as

yesterday

Stay calm but, someone saw an

alien