I am Sugar Daddy of Borg... and I asked this nice young lass where she'd been all my life.  She replied: "I wasn't born for the first three quarters of it."

I am Nonagenarian of Borg... I dunno, you young whipper snappers want it all, dontcha... it's like the older generation owes you something or something.

I am Centenarian of Borg... bah, you young pups really piss me off.  When I was your age we had to do it ALL ourselves, because didn't have an older generation to look up to or depend on for anything.

I am Twenty Something of Borg... now get outta here you geriatric old farts, you're scaring all the chicky babes away.

I am Alchemist of Borg... can I interest you in some horny goatweed instead, then?

I am Skeptic of Borg.... am I expected to believe that you have never been assimilated?