amgram (AM-gram): a clunky, buggy, ill-designed and poorly-constructed program that was clearly written by an amateur. (see also: webshite)
commatose (COM-muh-toess): descriptive of a blog entry that suffers from extreme overuse of commas. Alternatively, the state you enter when reading such a blog, as the pauses implied by the commas mount up and send you into a stupefied condition. Example of sense 1 that may invoke sense 2:
"I, was going, to, the store, you know, and, suddenly, my friend, Bob, popped up, and he said, like, hey, what's up, dude, and I went, hey, don't, call me dude, dude, I'm not, a dude, I'm a hot, and happenin', hipster, see?"
duhcision (duh-SI-zhun): an incredibly stupid decision.
flog (FLAWG): a blog whose entries all focus around a single event, person, or object, which the blogger harps on tirelessly, relentlessly, and incessantly.
webshite (WEB-shite): a web site suffering from extremely crappy design and construction.
