Whats that? Why is the sky blue? Lets jump on the Trampoline.
Pretty much. Watching a movie with him around is guaranteed to send me into fits and cause my blood pressure to spike sky high.
Here's a pretty typical scenario while watching a movie:
The Movie: The Lord of the Rings
The Scene: when the Balroc is chasing "the fellowship" thru the mines
Jacob: Dad, what is that monster doing?
Me: He's chasing the guys.
Jacob: Why?
Me: I don't know, maybe he's hungry.
Jacob: Why is the monster on fire?
Me: Uh..because he's a demon, I guess.
Jacob: Why does he have wings?
Me: In case he wants to fly to Las Vegas! Now no more questions!
Jacob (about 30 seconds later): Dad, what is the guy in the hat doing?
Me: He's trying to stop the monster from crossing the bridge! Now be quiet!!
Jacob: But why is his stick glowing?
Me: Because he is casting a spell!!
Jacob: What spell?
Me: I don't know!!! Now let me watch the show!!
Jacob: Dad, what is the monster doing?
Me: If you don't shut up I swear I'm gonna kill your mom for giving birth to you!!!!!!!!
Jacob (about 30 seconds later): Why did the guy in the hat fall?
Me: AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!! I'm gonna sew your mouth shut!!!!!
Exit Jacob as he runs for his room with me close behind.