Oops, I'm in deep doo doo now! Mrs starkers woke up late last night and caught me rasterbating.....
"I'm constantly vying for your attention cos you're either on WC or the Playboy site looking at those 'articles'....now I come out here and catch you rasterbating. What gives?" she asked: "Don't you love me any more?"
"Well of course I still love you, honey." I replied: "but this rasterbating just feels so darned good....I, I, I think I'm becoming addicted to it.
With that she stormed off back to bed and locked the bedroom door behind her, leaving me to sleep on the couch. Wasn't too comfortable, but I still had a wonderful dream about raterbating, anyways.
i looked at the faq for it, and it says if you rasterbate to much.. you'll run out of ink.. |
I hope not...at my age I don't know if I've got that much ink left.